Philip Larkin

@philiplarkin

Writer of telly & comedy. Irish. (Not the fecking poet; so stop 'reading @philiplarkin in the bath', unless you're my agent.)

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Watch yo' back, Meekins; someone's not happy.

Can't wait to see you in this, mate.

This mad Partick cunt on Google Streetview. Fair play.

Mudpackin'

Rescued a little lamb today; GF took a picture without my knowledge. Was doing a pure heroic danger-face at the time.

Here, what?

:-)

Sightseers. If you haven't seen it yet, give it a shot. My favourite film of 2012.

Hey there, ZEROED inbox! is a dream. #inboxzero

I'm MIGHTY. Thanks, spam mail!

Hey look, I'm a giant (a giant cunt).

I pure LOVE myself.

You can tell I'm working really hard simply by the contents of my cupboard:

Nope.

BBC Northern Ireland clutching at straws, again.

Zzzz.

xxx

Freaking out now, you're like 'right, fuck it', and you just whip the blankets off to see what it is. It's this:

Happy Valentines, Nazi fucks.

Getting shot, hit by a car, breaking your nose, breaking anything, death of a loved one, learning you have cancer etc