Rest well Mr. Sendak. You had an immeasurable impact on my imagination.

I think I just hurt @patiomensch's feelings.

I'm real friendly, honest. #30DaysofBiking

@Munger37 You mad bro?

This man taught me to love science. cc: @mikewmatter @grossmak

Someone please make this into a real game. #gameofthrones

@punsultant Truth.

Here's what your calendar should look like this Saturday: @ARTCRANK

Turbo Tax just got REALLY dark on me.

@jarrodsilver Can we hang out, drink beers, and take a picture like this sometime soon?

I love being in GIFs. Especially R&B GIFs that include @paulwichser. #mandance

I love being in GIFs. Especially R&B GIFs that include @paulwichser.

High point of my day so far:

@winnerbowzer For reference: zombie Jesus and the devil playing beer pong.

@punsultant @emilysaysso New favorite rap lyric.

I look like everyone's favorite broken-home-best-friend. @Shellephantitis I need you!

@Cleverkate Hey, remember our honeymoon in Vegas? I just found a picture.

When I feel my priorities getting out of line, I watch "Call On Me," and everything makes sense. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks&ob=av3e

I'm posting one of these on the light post outside my office tomorrow:

Spent most of my lunch hour wrestling with this: