Co-writer of Lead Balloon; co-co-co-co-writer of Have I Got News For You; ex-writer of Spitting Image; future writer of other stuff...
Does Google pay a fair amount in tax? I Googled it...
It's #WorldBookDay today. Here's a little suggestion for England's cricketers... #NZvEng
Hilarious! Joe Root accidentally gives a sneak preview of England's first innings against New Zealand... #NZvEng
BBC Sport headline accidentally lets slip the real reason behind Credit Rating Agency's decision...
Meat processing firms comply with new food-labelling guidelines...
The Joys of Predictive Text, part 256. My wife's genuine attempt to text me an arch message: 'okay darling one'
New Hazard Warning Sign issued...
"Hey, wait a minute. That's not my master's voice. That sounds like a fat lady singing..." #HMV #shame
Buckingham Palace "less pleased" with portrait of Pippa Middleton.
Brilliant crowd photo from tonight's Bradford v Aston Villa game! (via @jonathanliew and @conaldowling )
Exclusive! First 3d image of The Queen!
Mystery of low turnout in Police and Crime Commissioner elections explained! #PCC
Silly gang names list gone from Wiki - but I took a screen grab. Enjoy! (via @SimonNRicketts and @simonblackwell)
I love how weather forecasters just give up and write 'FOG'. Is it really so hard to think of a symbol?
Hibs top of the league! #hibees
The joys of predictive text! Look at the last message from my wife, asking me to let her know if I need the car...
The torch comes to Deptford. Never mind the sponsorship, this is what I like about the Olympics. Go Team GB!
Finally found out where Sean Connery gets his tattoos done...
I'm flying these flags during the Euros because I'm a proud internationalist (oh alright, a jealous Scotsman...)
Spotted this on my recent trip to France. So Rick's career finally got him that magnificent 2nd home he deserved..
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