@dooce I imagine the Flamboyantly Gay Jesus Last Supper would go a little something like this.

This year's holiday card. Pretty nice, if I do say so myself.

Movember, Day 29, brought to you in amazing SepiaORamaScopeVision!

My face itches. #movember

@archphoenix @angelynn_ @Astrogirl426 GOTTA EAT MORE QUAKER OATS UP IN THIS JOINT.

ROFL MAO

Here is a pic of Zoe and me at the beach. My arm looks Photoshopped.

About to dive into a duck burrito at Bull Taco. Here's the view from our seats.

Today is Bloggers Without Makeup Day. Here's a pic of me without makeup...yeah, I'll admit it - I do use a little concealer.

The Great Wall of China. The Hubble Space Telescope. Parmesan Fries from @CounterBurger.

A Zen exercise: close your eyes, take deep and controlled breaths, and envision Wilford Brimley saying "diabeetus".

The view from my desk chair, 9:18 PM PST, Thursday.

Profound bathroom graffiti.

I will do all my Follow Fridays in a bit. Right now I'm having a daddy/daughter breakfast at St. Germain's. Bacon tastes good.

Fighting zombies? Anybody can do that. Drink a bottle of beer brewed with oysters, then come talk to me. #za

Perhaps you think I was kidding about the Oyster Stout. (It's really, really good.)

At @wscardiff, with my Belgian friend.

On a dinner date with a cute redhead.

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass...no, wait, it's gotta be your bull.

Enjoying the traditional Encinitas St. Pat's day feast - mole verde and margaritas. Erin Con Dios!