ZOMG, @evantaubenfeld!

My pics with Bill always turn out cute

I was unaware that this many egos could fit on one bed, Queen-sized or no.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THIS ON THE WEB!?!?!

@wethedan DUUUUUUUUUUDE, CHECK IT THE FUCK OUT! #wethekingsparty number 1 trending topic! O.O

AIE AIE AIE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! The collection grows! *runs around flailing and squeaking at the top of her lungs*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD!!!! Look at how tiny he is. That just shouldn't be allowed.

I love this icon more than I love myself. True story.

@symphnysldr Here it is! Sorry, I know it's a dumb motivational poster, but still...(BTW, I DID shit bricks. O.O)

YESSSSSSSSSS! WE FUCKING DID IT!!! Yeaaaaaaah, now @evantaubenfeld gets to put up It's Like That!!!

@evantaubenfeld Miss Evan Willow Berg says hello! I forgot to mention, BTW, that she totally loves you music. I feel she is a success kitty.

@iamjersey Excuse me, sir. I found this on Facebook today. I don't have a brain anymore.

OMG, WHY SO CUTE, @BRYANKDAWSON?

In case you thought such a thing did not exist.

My little bao bei. :)

For anyone wondering WTF "too much rock for one hand" means. Again, Jersey and I did it with all four of our hands. Kick ass. :D

You thought I was kidding! Seriously, WTF!

Cuz people born in May are the shiiiiit