Cloth-eyed cultural gatekeeper. Interested in just four things: Doctor Who, Threads, #Derek and Jaws. No deviation, that's it.
I missed the last half of that baffling Doctor Who live event from Seoul. And I thought it couldn't get any odder.
Behold, the greatest ever vision of humankind's twin best friends. Night night, one and all.
While researching Highland holiday destinations for my 40th, I found the most disturbing image I've ever seen.
Baby, I was born Toulouse.
The jolly view from my window a few moments ago. What a bunch of pricks.
Already he's thrilled by my company.
Today's house guest has arrived...
For a hapless slapstick couple, Frank and Betty Spencer were both rather good-looking. Admit it, you would.
If I ever made an album, the cover image would look a little something like this.
I went on a tour of TV Centre yesterday, and here's a pic of the Studio 4 entrance to prove it.
This was posted on @cookandbombd earlier, and I'm sure we all agree that it's the best Daily Mail letter ever.
I hope Roy Orbison fired his stylist after this picture was taken. Although everyone's stylist at the time was the '80s, to be fair.
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