[S] Every. Single. Time.

[S] Eating a sandwich--THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A PIZZA MADE FROM SCRATCH. #HumblePieBrag

[S] Alright! Gonna fire up the Netflix and watch me a hard-hitting crime movie with...Wensleydale???

[S] In honor of her birthday, here come my @feliciaday-engraved gold caps!

[P] Okay, last one before bed...#HipsterHuxley cc: @donttrythis

[P] Here's the blank; have at it, folks! #HipsterHuxley cc: @donttrythis

[P] Camden Town: I am in a pub in you.

Hey, @cwgabriel @rkhoo @thekiko: suck it.

[P] @Dammit_Liz is ready for @alyankovic!

[P] You knew this was coming...happy birthday, @phirm!

[P] @phirm ordered the "Bitty Bites".

[P] @phirm just pulled this from the "conversation starter" box.

[P] @phirm at the American Girl Store; he forgot his doll, so he has a loaner.