Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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Shrimp flakes writhing in the heat of Shishito peppers. Yum!

Dear God, it's real (courtesy):

  • 1493 days ago via site
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People watching me get 3 dimensional.

Keller, you fattening bastard I READ YOUR BOOOOK!

I'm ready, Phillipe's. Let's do this.

Yay Kollumbeeya!

  • 1522 days ago via site
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