Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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$32 burger. My lunch companion ordered it. I am eating a salad. #sadfatfuck

And we finish with octopus. #IlBuco

The salted gambas at Il Buco never stood a chance.

I'll Buco's salted cod croquettes -- so delish I almost forgot to take a pic.

I'll Buco, your watermelon radish burrata is the Roxy Music's AVALON of appetizers.

How very THEY LIVE of you, Levis.

Drinking my coffee next to this painting is weirdly blissful. #NYC

Oh Shake Shack -- it's instant love.

This clear gazpacho jelly w/ lobster owns me.

Truffled Idiazabal Pops, mushroom croquettes & Earl Grey Tea. What I eat when I read.

Superman hails a cab, NYC; Halloween 2010

Trick-or-treaters at dusk in NYC; Halloween 2010

My drive to work today is autumn-tastically beautiful.

Corner of 6th Ave and 27th St. is peaceful. TOO peaceful. C.H.U.D. attack imminent.

Happy HallOHMYFUCKINGFUCK!

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My faro salad dominates the foreground. In the background, the scallops wait. #lou

Mere moments later, the ravaged remains of a perfectly poached egg.

Explode, frisee salad! Explode and conquer!

Good job quelling my wine munchies, Lou!

...and this "Baricca" Liston Negro is quietly making me doubt my atheism.