Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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White Steel! (With a vanilla/hearts of palm puree under a skate wing)

Snowman! (Margarita foam on an ahi tuna sled)

My edible menu from . Here we go. With wine pairings! #fistfight

A fan, I presume.

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The "Co-Workers But Not Friends" gift card section of CVS!

This man's checking the receipt for the 25 CANS OF PAM SPRAY he's just purchased.

BLTA w/ cucumber salad from Golden State, en garde!

Jalapeno cole slaw from Golden State, you're up!

1 month 'til my book is released. PENTHOUSE liked it. That's something, right?

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I'm about to shoot the messiest scene thus far in my career.

Poached eggs on top of WAFFLES? With fennel? Oh Little Dom's, I love you.

Success! Thanks BevMo!

Post-glamour dusting. Stunned by my tubby beauty.

Goin' to work. Pre-glamour dusting.

Uh, is this the best name for a PR firm?

Really, Huntington Library? REALLY?

The story involves these two women, seen distantly in this pic. #happystory

Hey kids, shit on Elmo!

This pic will make perfect sense when you download Sklarbro Country tomorrow.

Judson and Mary, making my wait for a prescription refill super-pleasant.