Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
White Steel! (With a vanilla/hearts of palm puree under a skate wing)
Snowman! (Margarita foam on an ahi tuna sled) @moto_restaurant
My edible menu from @moto_restaurant. Here we go. With wine pairings! #fistfight
A fan, I presume.
The "Co-Workers But Not Friends" gift card section of CVS!
This man's checking the receipt for the 25 CANS OF PAM SPRAY he's just purchased.
BLTA w/ cucumber salad from Golden State, en garde!
Jalapeno cole slaw from Golden State, you're up!
1 month 'til my book is released. PENTHOUSE liked it. That's something, right?
I'm about to shoot the messiest scene thus far in my career.
Poached eggs on top of WAFFLES? With fennel? Oh Little Dom's, I love you.
Success! Thanks BevMo!
Post-glamour dusting. Stunned by my tubby beauty.
Goin' to work. Pre-glamour dusting.
Uh, is this the best name for a PR firm?
Really, Huntington Library? REALLY?
The story involves these two women, seen distantly in this pic. #happystory
Hey kids, shit on Elmo!
This pic will make perfect sense when you download Sklarbro Country tomorrow.
Judson and Mary, making my wait for a prescription refill super-pleasant.
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