Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.
Thank YOU guys for making it so much FUN!!!!!!!!
Radio tour breakfast, aka Java 'n' The Shitmaker (duck quack sound effect)
Would The Most Interesting Man In The World hang out at a Burbank airport bar?
aka the "I Love Young Werewolf Cock" section.
Jesus fucking Christ.
On August 19th of next year, I'm on a postage stamp. Sort of:
The degenerate geniuses who made my dinner and Trevor, the waiter who delivered it. #moto
Christmas Shoes. With vanilla curd "Dad's Jizz" frosting. Moto. Fucking. Rules.
Berkshire pork belly with, I think, a gnome forest. @moto_restaurant
2nd round of drinks, aka @JennyJohnsonHi5 reflects on her life.
Finally -- the Cuban Cigar (plus a maki roll w/ every element of the forest; too much to describe)
And this is edible. @moto_restaurant
Quail w/ Crackerjack™ flavors -- braised in Coca-Cola.
Sweetbreads braised in an enchilada stock with puffed-rice crusted refried beans.
A burgundy goblet of 3 Philosophers Beer from Cooperstown, NY. EPIC.
A soup with cheese and pretzels. Heaven. @moto_restaurant.
My wine consumption thus far, aka "The @JennyJohnsonHi5 Breakfast"
Chef @Homarucantu just sent out a White Steel!
The crabcake deserves a 2nd Tweet. GOOD LORD.
Wow. WOW. The best-smelling crabcake I'm ever about to eat. @moto_restaurant
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