Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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CD artwork, courtesy the amazing . I'll post the cover later in August.

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My brilliant essay on Twitter for , from the August issue.

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My July schedule fucked me out of getting to do this awesome event. But you should go, it's a blast:

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Somebody PLEASE do this. (via )

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Groovy new poster by Thomas Scott () for my July 11th show in Sag Harbor.

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Another pic of me 'n' Grumpus from the LA WEEKLY.

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Me 'n' my dog, Grumpus, on the cover of this week's LA WEEKLY. I have better jowls.

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Terrific poster by the always-terrific Aye Jay Morano for my 8/27 Largo show. Grab a ticket now!

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Awesome poster for my May 6th show in Milwaukee by the always-awesome Keegan Onefoot.

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The amazing , again, with a poster for my Seattle show in May.

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Everyone -- marvel at the poster Mike Holmes did for my April 23rd show at The Vogue.

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Me 'n' practicing the Transvestite Revelation Face.

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Available from in Portland, starting Monday. $8. Buy me! Eat me!

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Can't believe Barnes & Noble sells masturbation guides to children.

Poster for my March 11th show at The Galaxy Theatre by the amazing !

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The "Compost Heap" at Rocco's. Gotta get my veggies!

No matter where you go, Ellison's there. #powells

Can you FEEL that fuckin' gloom? I've never felt more at home. #portland

If you're a little kid who murders littler kids, do it at Mattress World! #portland

From the cover of today's Washington Post Sunday Styles -- courtesy www.johnjayart.com

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