CD artwork, courtesy the amazing @KeeganMeegan. I'll post the cover later in August.

My brilliant essay on Twitter for @GQMagazine, from the August issue.

My July schedule fucked me out of getting to do this awesome event. But you should go, it's a blast:

Somebody PLEASE do this. (via @warrenellis)

Groovy new poster by Thomas Scott (@eyenoise) for my July 11th show in Sag Harbor.

Another pic of me 'n' Grumpus from the LA WEEKLY.

Me 'n' my dog, Grumpus, on the cover of this week's LA WEEKLY. I have better jowls.

Terrific poster by the always-terrific Aye Jay Morano for my 8/27 Largo show. Grab a ticket now!

Awesome poster for my May 6th show in Milwaukee by the always-awesome Keegan Onefoot.

The amazing @mike_holmes, again, with a poster for my Seattle show in May.

Everyone -- marvel at the poster Mike Holmes did for my April 23rd show at The Vogue.

Me 'n' @MichaelChiklis practicing the Transvestite Revelation Face.

Available from @bigasssandwich in Portland, starting Monday. $8. Buy me! Eat me!

Can't believe Barnes & Noble sells masturbation guides to children.

Poster for my March 11th show at The Galaxy Theatre by the amazing @philnoto!

The "Compost Heap" at Rocco's. Gotta get my veggies!

No matter where you go, Ellison's there. #powells

Can you FEEL that fuckin' gloom? I've never felt more at home. #portland

If you're a little kid who murders littler kids, do it at Mattress World! #portland

From the cover of today's Washington Post Sunday Styles -- courtesy www.johnjayart.com