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Merry Xmas from the Wintry Wastelands!
"Environmentally Friendly" free CFLs from the power company. #ironyhurts #fucktrees
What to do with an old avocado when you had Cosmic for lunch? Spooky orange cupcakes with avocado icing. #yums
Best buy really has the gall to charge $20 for six 6-year old tv episodes? I mean, really...come ON.
Ummm... #what? #tcot #conservativesarecrazy #liberalsarentmuchbetter
.@amandopolis @daisyla7 and I have been pondering what to name her. We decided on 'Amanda.' Happy Spooktober! Re:
After a 48 hour Frontline-imposed banishment from the couch, much excitement can be seen in the young pup. #lazy
@theshorneagle @daisyla7 #shiny
Anyone else love these jet engine blow dryers as much as I do? #idoubtthat
@dancentheaisles Tula has bad knees, knows we nurse that, can ham it up trying to stay on bed, etc. cc: @DaisyLa7
Are you kidding me? I'm late to class and the evil machine from ferngully is blocking traffic.
Who needs bojangle's? #notme #yesido
What? This is in toys backwards r us?
Finally! Someone's taking care of all this dog shit around our apartment. #natureunleashed
First adventure making roast beast. Had the audacity to question bacon layering. #stupidquestions #easyanswers
#HellYeah #ThingsThatAreAwesome #fearofablueplanet #Risk cc/ @LaissezFarrell @tellthesky
Shit, forgot to include the obligatory photo with that tweet of @sliceoflyfe & @theshorneagle
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