Worst selling author. Writer of wrongs. Apparently swivel eyed loon. Voted the funniest man on Twitter by no-one. Hope to make one person groan each day. Old.
@hannon1980 Sore but not whimpering today. Operation a success we hope. Had the head of his femur removed. x
Jan asked me why I didn't want to go to Bingo. This is as good a reason as any.
Not the sort of day to be outdoors in only underpants.
We polar explorers have to use whatever resource is available. paper anyone?
Mrs. Nanook and husky
There is a pond here somewhere.
Time to go in methinks
Harry and his tongue
Tis a tad chilly
Albert on the Cresta run
In the bleak midwinter
This is what I usually end up sitting next to on a flight. It is not Mrs. bats.
Just how long was this flight delayed?
This guy no longer has the balls to start up his chainsaw this way.
I have no idea how this works but, apparently if you stare at this image long enough, you will see a waterfall in the background
Just finished by Christmas card to my dad.
I quite like these Saudi Arabian Halloween costumes.
Until I saw this photo, I had no idea how much George Clooney and I looked alike in our youth.
How I feel today
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