Patrick

@ParkerBats

Worst selling author. Writer of wrongs. Apparently swivel eyed loon. Voted the funniest man on Twitter by no-one. Hope to make one person groan each day. Old.

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Sore but not whimpering today. Operation a success we hope. Had the head of his femur removed. x

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Jan asked me why I didn't want to go to Bingo. This is as good a reason as any.

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Not the sort of day to be outdoors in only underpants.

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We polar explorers have to use whatever resource is available. paper anyone?

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Mrs. Nanook and husky

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There is a pond here somewhere.

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Time to go in methinks

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Harry and his tongue

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Tis a tad chilly

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Albert on the Cresta run

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In the bleak midwinter

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This is what I usually end up sitting next to on a flight. It is not Mrs. bats.

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Just how long was this flight delayed?

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This guy no longer has the balls to start up his chainsaw this way.

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I have no idea how this works but, apparently if you stare at this image long enough, you will see a waterfall in the background

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Just finished by Christmas card to my dad.

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I quite like these Saudi Arabian Halloween costumes.

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Until I saw this photo, I had no idea how much George Clooney and I looked alike in our youth.

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How I feel today

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Facebook

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