Looks like butter, right? Nope, it's white chocolate fondu—and it was NASTY!

Pirate's Booty is the shit!

Man, talk about babies havin' babies!

These statues of kids at the Capitol have always freaked me out a little

Looks like someone's building a chair fort outside the courtroom.

@WholeFoods Hey, wanna trade some advertising for a college fund? Or at least some free groceries? :-)

Ugh, the mall's on @twitter

This is how I entertain my daughter

Guy brought his boxing gloves to the courthouse.

Taking a walk downtown

Vanilla vegan soft serve, dyed orange for Halloween

I REALLY want one of the new euro-style license plates.

Stopping for coffee & cinnamon rolls on the way back to Austin. Yes , I really use that much sugar.

Grillin by the pool in Houston

Office windows status: Open.

I can't believe #RalphLauren thought this looked good. And they threaten to sue bloggers that make fun of it. Idiots.

Man, now that's a creepy baby!

#acl mud

Crowd for Girl Talk #acl

It's a mud pit here. #acl