Lara

@paraluno

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I never saw his show. What kind of magic tricks did he do?

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I'm having trouble figuring out how to murder an inanimate object.

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Oh, you know. For those days when all a gal wants is to look like a gay Dick Tracy.

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The 'V' looks like a 'D' and ew, look, all I'm saying is, font choice is important.

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Wait, can Google SEE ME?

  • 1655 days ago via site
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You're standing on my neck. La la la la la.

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Tried to make my pumpkin as luminous and as orange the man himself. #teamcoco

  • 1711 days ago via site
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Just saw a clip of Biden on and kind of wished it were Vice President Bob Uecker.

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Ta-da! A cap of my .01 second TV appearance! (I'm the slouchy, out-of-shape one lacking bellybutton adornment.)

  • 1774 days ago via site
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I've seen the future! This is the grandma-face I'll have when I'm 95! And that'll be a birthday shot of NyQuil.

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Impractical purchase of the day: Baby bananas! They make me feel like Shaq.

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