This is my angry place.
I never saw his show. What kind of magic tricks did he do?
I'm having trouble figuring out how to murder an inanimate object.
Oh, you know. For those days when all a gal wants is to look like a gay Dick Tracy.
The 'V' looks like a 'D' and ew, look, all I'm saying is, font choice is important.
Wait, can Google SEE ME?
You're standing on my neck. La la la la la.
Tried to make my @ConanOBrien pumpkin as luminous and as orange the man himself. #teamcoco @teamcoco
Just saw a clip of Biden on @TheDailyShow and kind of wished it were Vice President Bob Uecker.
Ta-da! A cap of my .01 second TV appearance! (I'm the slouchy, out-of-shape one lacking bellybutton adornment.)
I've seen the future! This is the grandma-face I'll have when I'm 95! And that'll be a birthday shot of NyQuil.
Impractical purchase of the day: Baby bananas! They make me feel like Shaq.
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