Zapp Brannigan


I am married to @Anna7nine and her cats.

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looks like a football wizard!

At !

Attacked by ducks one direction, welcomed by bunnies on another

Mid thigh or die


Vine trimming, Wolverine style

Youfie of a selfie #GunsOut

Dinner #EatingClean

$1 tickets $1 hot dogs $1 PBR

loser at mini golf has buy moonshine

Asshole ducks blocking my path

The name of the club I used to dance in in college.

Formal attire

Yoda, Shrek, or sex toy?

My new swim trunks

let's get this and sail to Bermuda!

Some mermaid's bike, I guess.