Keep an eye out for this nutter, do not open your door! Your sole will turn to dust #Auspol #CarbonTax

This crack's me up so much #HookerPyne #Auspol #ACA #Thomson

@Mrs_Ted I captured a photo of #PeterRyan in Gippsland this week hunting the #Panther #PolicyDelivered #SpringST

I didn't recognise #DavidDavis with glasses at #PAEC today on #SpringSt

No wonder why #SpringSt is falling to pieces & crumbling to bits, its because the #Crapometer is about to burst.

Photojournalists having a field day at #paec #springst

@ShaunLeaneMP We have released a photo of #DavidDavis' interpretor for health #SpringSt

Ted Baillieu endorsed #Elvis glasses now on special at #TedsGiftShop on #SpringSt

New in stock at #TedsGiftShop is the Ted Baillieu endorsed #AirGuitar made from 100% Latrobe Valley CO2 #SpringSt

New to #TedsGiftShop is the #DenisNapthine club for #JumpsRacing euthanasia. #NationalMP not included #SpringSt

Make yourself hidden to all Victorians with Ted's magical cloak of invisibleness #TedsGiftShop #SpringSt

To show you what a dangerous man Abbott is, this is what he looks like in caucus #Auspol

Nice of the Premier to buy our Treasurer a present before he hands down the budget. #ThanksTed #SpringSt

#Abbott & #PoodlePyne running around #Canberra like a #LynchMob what hypocritical twats they are #Auspol

#TonyAbbott: Guilty until proven innocent!! #Auspol

Here is a list of #Abbott's key election promises #Auspol

Tony "Steven Bradbury" Abbott waiting for Gillard to stumble to win Govt. What a weak pussy he is #Auspol

@ShaunLeaneMP #BayCityRoller's - #ByeByeBaillieu #SpringSt