The bastards are out to kill you. http://t.co/BFNlY7EZKS
Discipling Straight White Male around Europe. Amsterdam. #spacecake @NivenJ1
Singlehandedly discipling SWM around Europe @NivenJ1 #Bruges
Rate my bird
Shit. Any ideas?
You'd think they'd have bigger fish to fry
What's that? A pea fritter.
The Virgin Mary riding a guinea pig out of some books. What could be more right or natural?
My £7.50 keyring. Good investment #arcade
"What's the water like here?" "Don't go in."
Self help book? Or train track? *Weighs up self value* *throws self help book on train track, advances to pub*
HEDGEHOG. Best day ever
... Is this the correct angle?
Fucking. Yes. *collapses full of splinters*
Jesus was a carpenter. So is Mary
Flatpack wardrobe. This should be fun / hell on earth
"Look," I say reasonably. "Fuck off, cunt."
A coked-up Rage's new hour-long bollocks music single. '"It's called "birth"', he says. Of course it fucking is.
It appears I enjoyed this description so much when I first read this that I both turned down the page AND penned it. #KYF
Chilling with Cagefighter. More troops en route.. Sweet lazy Sundays
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