—KL

@ottercakes

yeah, i get metaphysical like fucking john donne. »hockey, nerd shit, pretentiosity, capslock«

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Came home to some gross mail. Gag.

Came home to some gross mail. Gag.

Won another Canuck at the fair.

Repping the North at the LA County Fair today.

OH MY GOD ITS LIKE THE CARD SYSTEM FROM MY PALM PRE.

Open cabinet. Find something strange. Close cabinet and drink bottled water instead.

Oh the things you find at Disneyland.

It’s that time of year again! When the word “sassy” becomes synonymous with “lol skimpified what what”

AHHHH. (I think that puppy is going to grow up & be the cute dog from Hannibal!)

Here’s the birthday boy. He’s nine today.

Someone came by with a gift for an Amazon Prime customer. (My brother)

Hell yeah.

Jack wants to smell like Katy Perry.

Ermagerd it’s the Perds.

Never change, Jack. Never change.

Or when you turn into this guy.

IT’S SO FLUFFY!

My brother turned 23 and got this cake. He’s a winner and I don’t mean that sarcastically.

That question brought to you by the nerdiest keys ever.

Nope. It’s actually cooler here.