accidental author of the loneliest sandwich. anti-pants. badass at napping. winner of 1 yr supply of blunts. the bong hits will continue until morale improves.

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same RT : what kinda bird did you have a while ago as your avi?

i'm like 120 pounds of pure pizza.

let's buy a lighthouse and hotbox it.

sometimes i like to pick out the highest leaf on a tree and wonder how badass that leaf must feel.

NY, MD, WI, MN, IL, you can still get your fix -

so this is what it looks like if u draw rain and then stand in the rain with it. #accomplishedasfuck

does this sandwich pipe look like a jelly donut from this angle? lol

looking regal

shoutout to this dude at the show lol

just waiting for rain.

my "standing in the rain" masterpiece is almost finished. just need 1 more storm to complete the watercolor effect


just look at this checkered lily i saw today.

here i am hugging a tree. #fuckinstoners

3 hours til the record attempt for the world's largest tree hug!

last thing i thought about before i fell asleep was a balloon at the top of a flagpole. how fuckin pointless lol

reminder - join me at the record breaking attempt for the world's largest tree hug tomorrow! #fuckinstoners

"i wanted a tattoo that said 'be kind to your family' and 'chew slowly.'" -

the dried version of that picture i made by standing in the rain -_____-