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probably true. He was at karaoke last week.

Sounds about right to me... Till now. RT Fuck. This. Day RT : Monday.

it's true but if you want some of ours you bettah hurrrry

fo sho

Haha my family

"You guys went all out. Do you bring your own magic marker every where you go?" "Sharpie. I like to draw penises."


so freaking cute! But this baby polar bear is pretty freaking nuggety.

I've probably said it before. But. This will forever make me think of

Apparently I make people sick from almost 500 miles away.

She da best.

So, a player for the Rams just added the "fountain" to my #dickbandit I happily accepted it

Had to squeeze it in, but: #dickbandit

The D is a serious matter.

Oh look. The razor slice on my knee was thoughtful enough to match my toenail polish. How sweet. #hatchetlegs


Gay BF's response to Foursquare telling me I'm 3wks away from beating my record of being @ Bakersfield 6wks straight.

"See how there's texture?" "You need that friction." "Yes esp. when you're super wet, yeah you really need FRICTION."

#dickbandit strikes... As always.

Bahaha I haven't been I weeks but HO-KAY!