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@nimbobulous probably true. He was at karaoke last week.
Sounds about right to me... Till now. RT @MGR8CE Fuck. This. Day RT @onalisonroad: Monday.
@BakersfieldOTR @RedsSundaeHat it's true but if you want some of ours you bettah hurrrry
@Jdrees1489 fo sho
Haha my family
"You guys went all out. Do you bring your own magic marker every where you go?" "Sharpie. I like to draw penises."
@BenjaminHogue so freaking cute! But this baby polar bear is pretty freaking nuggety.
I've probably said it before. But. This will forever make me think of @jcdrums42
Apparently I make people sick from almost 500 miles away.
She da best.
So, a player for the Rams just added the "fountain" to my #dickbandit I happily accepted it @timothytodd @nimbobulous
Had to squeeze it in, but: #dickbandit @nimbobulous @timothytodd
The D is a serious matter.
Oh look. The razor slice on my knee was thoughtful enough to match my toenail polish. How sweet. #hatchetlegs
Gay BF's response to Foursquare telling me I'm 3wks away from beating my record of being @ Bakersfield 6wks straight.
"See how there's texture?" "You need that friction." "Yes esp. when you're super wet, yeah you really need FRICTION."
#dickbandit strikes... As always. @kenziebee82 @timothytodd @nimbobulous
Bahaha I haven't been I weeks but HO-KAY!
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