@AshtonMoio is cool. Real talk.

SoFun w/@kristasmith at @VanityFair Vanities party last nite! See my Vanities vid here: http://tinyurl.com/7yyjud5

My ValentinesDay: script, wine and cookies in a plastic bin. Its not as depressing as it looks... or is it?

THX @kristasmith @VanityFair!! PS:Cute pussies, huh? ...Damn, that just cost me my classy Vanities page didnt it?

This is all I have in my fridge. Its kind of a well-balanced lunch, right?

Thanks to everyone who came out to support my new @Peta Billboard xoxox #Fur'sForDouches

I think this is a great mindset to start the new year :)

My niece Ripley getting in her daily reading of @mindykaling's book. It's appropriate for a 4-year-old, right? :)

This made me giggle...

Just got back home 2 LA & Yoda is facing South! He always faces East-OMG #DreamsComeTrue #YodaIsReal

My hipster niece Ripley: she's gettin a loft in Brooklyn, buying street art & loves Manu Chao.

Happy Holidays New York City... Thanks for the pretty view from my bed.

Dear LittleOlivia sitting alone @ recess: 1 day ur gonna be in @VanityFair! Things get better. Love, FutureOlivia

My first @Uber w/@Shervin in San Fran! And fun fact: my best Tasian (Tall Asian) @TimLeong took this pic!

Did not get to appreciate the sheer awesomeness of @Fergie's dress the other night!!!

Cutest, youngest cab driver in all Manhattan: @tajmaj

Caught Cara sneakin a taste of @Duff_Goldman's cake @OldNavy's Funnovations Inc super fun UN-Boring, Oregon party.

Caught Cara sneakin a taste of @Duff_Goldman's cake @OldNavy's Funnovations Inc super fun UN-Boring, Oregon party.

Signing more of my @Shape_Magazine u sent in! 5tables just like this to go thru & get back to u asap. What. Up.

@RobertsEmma Do you think Twiggy is a Gremlin? I'd like to submit this picture as Exhibit A into evidence.