Condescending Wonka

@OhWonka

I used to be condescending, now I'm just downright offensive. That means I say mean shit to you. Business - WolfpackAlanG@Gmail.com

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Yeezy taught me

Oh, the Heat won the Finals this year? They must be the best ever.

Oh, you're a fat person who needs a new hairstyle? I got you.

Oh, come right in

Oh, you're a pretty girl?

Oh, you're a woman? Your balls are great proof.

Oh, you have been working on your butt? You can tell.

Oh, you love spaghetti AND ?

Oh, you're sexy? You sure are.

Oh, you've got yourself a new camera phone? That's fancy.

Oh, you haven't heard about the death grip?

Oh, you're expecting? I see you have thought this out well, great maternal planning.

Oh, you're having trouble getting TV signal? I'll send help.

Oh, you've started a career in modeling?

Oh, you love eating candy?

Oh, did you find what you're looking for?

Oh, you're not sure why women cry?

Oh, you're a great mother? This picture of you screams "Mom of the year"

Oh, you're not feeling well?

Oh, it's what day of the week?

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