Professional pun·tif·i·ca·tor serving the internet at large. Current Senior Editor for The @Verge. Former Editor for @Engadget and @Joystiq.
Log-jamming'. That's an inappropriate joke for @chadmumm and Ashley's wedding
Pseudo-livetweeting @chadmumm and Ashley's wedding. The world is your pastry.
Through Peruvian pipe, I found myself drawn to the crunch of a Marshall amp. KEXP summer concert under the Space Needle!
Hey, it's the Blade Runner police car! Dey spinnin', dey spinnin', dey spinnin'...
When you have an addiction like I do, you seek out the source. The purest batch. Here we are, the progenitor Starbucks
This may in fact be the greatest thing I've ever seen. #Seattle
There were lights and dancing and people laughing... Oh, I swear it was there, I swear it! #sidewalkcafe
Beer factory! Hot dogs! Beer! Factory! @hotdogcookoff!
Success! I have folded paper all the way to the dark side of the moon #likeazuckerberg
FOLDING LIKE A ZUCKERBERG
And with that, our nation's annual Missile Command testing day has begun
Fuck me... #wordswithfriends #OIOIOIO
First bit of nerdy office swag is in!
Uncharted 4: Drake's Real Misfortune, in which our hero is enslaved as a Subway sandwich delivery man. #Sony #E32011
Microsoft gave us stickers to prettify our Xbox 360 E3 keynote badges. My motto? "Batman"
"The next, ManHATten bound, L train, will depart, when I finish this level of Robotron: 2084."
Relax, @nytimes, you don't need to write boring, SEO-friendly headlines for print. It's about beer gardens, use puns!
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