Professional pun·tif·i·ca·tor serving the internet at large. Current Senior Editor for The @Verge. Former Editor for @Engadget and @Joystiq.
There is absolutely nothing going on here tonight. What are my tickets for? Nothing at all. Nope. cc @mad_azn @cool_jew
Fruit Loop Omelet!
Finally, Sky Magazine puts @StarFire2258 on the map
People, what *is* this playground game?
Someone already fixed the "its / it's" with a pen — now to find white out and destroy the dramatic comma at the end.
"I took a sheet in the pool." My five-and-a-half year-old self can't stop giggling. Bravo, bus stop ad. Bravo.
I've stumbled upon the aftermath of a date where someone admitted to being an Uno World Champion. #ForeverASkipTurn
Local creative garden and a deconstructive performance :(
Caption this bizarrely large Seattle billboard advertising the goats of Montana.
So much of @EMPmuseum's electric guitar exhibit is about companies fighting for patents. I read this in @reckless' voice
First WASPy awkward motherfucking dance motherfudger cc @chadmumm
Okay, last tweet is @mad_azn plucking from Terrence Malick's Tree of Wine. Cc @chadmumm
Wine trees. Indigenous only in temperate climates and seasons of matrimony.
The grooms amen pass by. Missed @futurepaul, here's blurry @thomashouston, very unhappy by my camera
And we begin! Here's @chadmumm walking up to the tune of "Georgia on my Mind" awwwwww yeeeeeeea
Shh... Bought a new suit but mistakenly thought I had packed black socks. I'm a classy motherfucker cc @chadmumm
The schedule and gotta-catch-em-all photo card cc @chadmumm
Pre-ceremony coffee, love jazz, and an adorably rustic venue. Mnstrm Seattle, bro cc @chadmumm
Sneak peak: bride and groom seeing each other before the wedding. Cc @chadmumm
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