I've hijacked my wife's twitter for the 1st time. How does this work. She's sleeping. Fill me in.

Me w/the kids at Patterson's Fruit Farm.

FINALLY leaving the apple farm.

I tell no lies @MarinkaNYC Here's the Kosher dill I'm inhaling tonight!

NEED HELP! How do u reduce child's swollen eyes/faces after a fall?

Before I leave you all for my twitter hiatus, here's a photo of me after a looong night on twitter.

Hey @MarinkaNYC is your cat Nikki a model? This "Breeze" litter box has a photo of a cat that looks much like her. #nestlefamily

Super comfy couches in penthouse lounge of Nestle. Getting ready to hear the CEO #nestlefamily

How a son of a dentist is bribed to finish his homework.

Full bangs for the Fall!

A window display in rural Ohio. Heh.

Traffic in Ohio, yo!

New glasses!

My husband giving Jim @BusyDadBlog a HIGH FIVE for getting the fish up. In the laundry room!!!

Advising the husband on hanging our new canvas photos. From snapfish, yo. Cheap & nice quality!

Currently cooking this for my husband. I'm eating cereal.

Husband took photo of me, in a bikini, at the beach. I don't like my sandy knee.. can I photoshop that out?

Kids got haircuts. My daughter looks JUST like my mom now.

And. For dessert tonight Cinnamom Streusel muffins. #backintherunningformomoftheyear

Super Swag, dentist style. Husband home from his conference.