Gah. My husband is ignoring me tonight & commenting on these bo0bies as I clean the abode.

Awwww..... a typical Friday night in our hood after 10 yrs of marriage.

Lower 1/2 of the "politically correct & party neutral Election Day" outfit. No stilettos for this Kindergarten volunteer!

This is my "Im volunteering on Election day in Kindergarten" outfit. Hoping it's politically correct & party neutral.

Everyone is on the dance floor & my kitchen looks like THIS during a party.

My Halloween costume tonight. Party starts in 30 minutes!

Shhhhh twitter... husband & I are cozy on the couch, watching movies tonight.

$29 for a warm coat. You can't beat that. Zara Kids.

The girls will have these matching Zara hats. Hand made. So stinking cute!

Yes. Im totally making my 7 year old son wear THIS Zara hat to school.

My daughter trying VERY hard to get picked as an assistant at the circus. Thanks @kakaty for LOL photo!!!

Im bringing the sexy artist look, back into fashion.

This is my "Going to read to a kindergarten class" outfit.

Might be the ugly sweating mom at preschool-pick up but I have a cute little bicep. Yo!

Off to toddler gymnastics. Check out her headband. Ha!

I've hijacked my wife's twitter for the 1st time. How does this work. She's sleeping. Fill me in.

Me w/the kids at Patterson's Fruit Farm.

FINALLY leaving the apple farm.

I tell no lies @MarinkaNYC Here's the Kosher dill I'm inhaling tonight!

NEED HELP! How do u reduce child's swollen eyes/faces after a fall?