I'm really scrappy.
We were literally chopping wood with a hatchet right now. This Christmas is bonkerz.
@jessicatai #blackfoamcookie Looks like a lump of coal.
Merry Christmas, @OhJanee! Look how cray my shadow looks. Lol!
@GruesomeGary Merry Christmas, darling. ☺
My #WordswithFriends game with @xeyednpainless. My favorite word so far: doth. Merry Christmas! (:
Sexiest #beerpong team ever. Huh, @j0hnchristian?
I'm seriously so easily amused! #google
#ThaiCuisine Feastin'! @TweetingDuc
I can't get over last night, @dashberlin. Even after seeing u at #Escape! You absolutely killed it!
Jeff, this night was perfect! @dashberlin I loved every single track you played. <3 #SFTranceFamily
If this is wrong, then my Santa hat doesn't wanna be right. #NSFW
Because I am a #sexyhousemate, @swedishousemfia. (;
#windows95wallpaper for @skeetonmytwitts, hahah! This was in #Vegas! (:
#Louboo is a hungry, attentive, loving beast. She eats my carrots for me, teehee!
I hope #Earnest doesn't get carsick.
Having the best last day with @dandan3721 @DGAFmiguel @reggiekins #behbeh! #hebheb
Late night din din @Joti_Love
@knifepartyinc Wait, I think it's a knife party!
Elect @_ALuong for @MikeDozier of 2012. This message has been approved by the FDA.
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