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Matthew Inman

@Oatmeal

Truth, beauty, and unkempt chest hair.

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Current mood

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My current dilemma this Friday afternoon

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My current dilemma on Friday afternoon

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A response to my ultra marathon story. (For the record, Jeff races mountain bikes.)

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Just got my signed print from in the mail, looks amazing. http://rob-sheridan.com/prints/

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I'm making Oatmeal cookies tonight

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Thank you x1000

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Case in point, just took this photo outside my window.

Someone emailed a pic of their Cat vs Internet birthday cake. Magnificent!

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PIGGERS ARE NUMBER ONE #superbowl

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Big box of dolphin books just arrived. Oats is excited

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I didn't get the soviet MIG I asked for, but this present was a worthy substitute

Mr. Oatmeal on your Twitter homepage

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How I feel today

Oatmeal all up in ur portland marathon tomorrow. Drinking Jägermeister & cricket blood to prepare.

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I do not like anal sex with goats

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