From the local paper 25 years ago, I present, the most ridiculous imagery ever! 'It didn't wash its face…"

There's a lovely smell of freshly cut grass here… in Aberdeen… in November… WTF!?!

@jayerichards Now they're turning up FOUR times...

Frank Crawford's 'conversion' table from #pkc09 - Also check out http://bit.ly/AGQwn

@dannynic Regarding Dido, have you seen this?

FC and Blooms Taxonomy #pkc09

Frank Crawford at #pkc09

Frank Crawford at #pkc09

Prof Loretta Giorcelli speaking in Perth Scotland #pkc09

Horsecross in Perth at the start of the INSET #pkc09

A quick trip too loo, 2 of these and a bite of food. Feel much better, though still slight nagging throb in head…

"Dell Experts" … you are kidding aren't you. Ha ha ha ha... #dellfail

@nikkiih : Have a mild titter…

OK… is this the ultimate #dellfail? Now I'm even banned from the ihatedell.net site!

3 hours so far... How many still to go?????

@frankcrawford @derekrobertson @olliebray @theokk Once the idea got into my head, it was hard to stop!

Now that's clever! I'm sending tweets before I've written them!

@katiebarrowman Katie, any chance of some SMALL t-shirts on Thursday! Kids ain't that big! LOL!

Paul took this one!