M Burns

@nthdegreeburns

Husband. UI developer. Owner of greyhounds.

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My girl greyhound got bitten earlier this week by another dog. She's feeling rather mopey about the e-collar...

Infant CPR was like working on the set of a episode... (Bonus -- dolls were named JoJo -- cc: )

Meme-wear for baby is awesome... (cc: )

"I'm sorry, I must have the wrong room." "No no -- come on in. Would you like some candy?" #runaway #itsatrap

"Fire's dat way, Dad..."

Our greyhounds doing what they do best while we get ready each morning...

Our greyhounds doing what they do beat while we get ready each morning...

Didn't think these 1000 flavor Coke machines could be more annoying until I had to wait for one to reboot...

Sometime in the past year, we budgeted for a telepresence robot.

Sometime in the past year, we budgeted for a telepresence robot.

Sometime in the past year, we budgeted for a telepresence robot.

Remember when they were basically walkie talkies?

"Yeah -- not buying it. Call me when the real thing arrives..."

My two girls, soon to be three...

"Hello. Welcome to my bed..."

"So, yeah -- we figured out how to get to the cool sheets. We're good."

"Follow me. My poop is over here..."

"I'm sorry -- did you say 'vet'?"

"No, Dad. Stay in bed a little longer..."

First ride in the rain 2-3 weeks ago. Chatted with Mormon chicks under a gas station awning. No, I didn't convert.