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Much like Towelie, I have no idea what's going on.

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Sad face.

How's the shore Snookie? Can't fade me nucka.

Ok Usair, you don't suck THAT badly...

This guy's balls are on fire.

Yes, that was a 74 and I chipped in for birdie on 18 with my last #golf shot in #Hawaii. #gangsta.

Tell them your boyfriend is down to a 6.5 handicripple and coming to get them. ;)

I'm deep in celebration for you... :)

umm, what's 95?

Am I needed that badly the Phils won't score til I cone home? #feedmeech dammit!

I wonder what is doing. ;)

Worse places to be. ;)


so,uhh... Well, yeah.

Waikoloa beach resort course suckaz.

Another one in the books...

From my porch. Does it look like I'm watching Internet videos? ;)

That 78 might as well have been 108. Scenery wasn't bad though.

Next. ;) #Hawaii = not bad...

No doubt ockamedes. On way to course now! Peep my cock.

So, uh, yeah.

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