Covertly chemtrailing your living room with my fart-dispensing mini-drone.
ever just stub your toe so bad you waddle around the house for like a full minute waiting for the pain to let up?
the kind of dad I'm gonna be someday. nuff said.
my dog & my sh** kickers:)
We heart u oil industry.
Not my car, but pretty darn funny.
Marty is 1 letter away from martyr. Marty is my hostage. Don't make me overfeed Marty. #SaveSarahNow
"It's the water."
He's the one...
I space out on this when I'm sick of studying and about to quit.
don't need a weather man...
I'm hungry for tasty and greasy.I miss this place.
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