Hey twitter, how bout we go halves on these? Nobody will ever know.
Great moments in form letters, starring FC Kerbeck
CBP. Sec 105, row 5. Challah.
Yes, that's a pizza box on homeboy's lap. Can't knock the hustle.
My wife told me to take my son to get something to eat. I'm steering him towards the Schmitter stand.
We're so close to Tim Hudson that my son thought it appropriate to throw a fruit snack at him.
Absolutely owning the par 3s right now. I'd rather not discuss the longer holes.
Shame on a toddler who tried to run game on a toddler. #wutang #isforthechildren
This Christmas has been brought to you by The many delicious varieties of Glenlivet. And the letter DRUNK.
My wife got me Veterans Stadium seats for my birthday. So psyched.
Who scored last minute Smackdown tix? This guy. No, really.
Wolfmother absolutely KILLED it tonight. Go see them when they roll through your town. They're in NYC on Sunday
The Heartless Bastards are OK and all, but they ain't what we came for
More fun with soda cases. I appreciate the effort.
Well done, Walmart stock dudes
Best Buy could not have bought advertising better than this:
The first base concourse at CBP is a sea of humanity right now. I'm sure everyone is being polite.
If you MUST endure an entire preseason game, doing it in a fully catered suite is really your only option.
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