Niko Batallones


Emphatic and erratic at the drop of a dime.

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A section on today's Philippine Star. Oh, right, he owns this now, too.

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Hiiiii !

Right now, at work.

Your pho says hello, .

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What's worse: puppy sellers spamming through text, or puppy sellers promising this?

I've been meaning to post this, ...

A very misleading headline from today's Manila Bulletin.

Haim and London Grammar live in... Batangas.

It's so dark outside. It's just unreal.

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Download our app online to see how long you can stay offline!

This is the first time I reported someone on Twitter. Am I being a wimp by Internet standards?

Yes, this is a McDonald's branch with a Jollibee drive-thru sign right in front of it.

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Independence Day.

Happy birthday, . Love, your three other sisters.

"Eto na ang bago kong roaming number" just got classier.

And here it is, finally finished.

Why won't you let me stare at you, Alana?

Am I hot enough for you now?

What sound does a train make? "Tooth tooth!"

All but one CD was bought locally. See, ? Paper rules now.