Who the heck is ever going to use!? The handle's too short!

"...and I'll have that one there that looks a bit like a large snail. Are batteries included in the price, or are they extra?"

Ooooh...you know you want it! (with cream)

...the back

Had fun trying to make a shirt for WWFoR next week. Not too bad!

Got a roomm upgrade, but can't figure out how to get the plug out of the sink. Any ideas?

@painternik Get ready to join team RFTR!!!!!

@DevonIain ...still there!!!

@DevonIain ...still there!!!

Been away from home all week, and I need a woman! (to show me how to use the iron on the trouser press in my hotel room)

Hey girls, do you wanna see a photo of my dongle?

Hey girls! Wanna see a picture of my nuts?

Result!

"Nigel, will you take that camera & shove it where the sun don't shine. I need my sleep!"

...Dan turned up at Asda as well. You can see he's disappointed they don't have any Raisin Bran in stock.

This gives you some idea of my Britney look-alike encounter. My Britney didn't look as happy as this...she was buying fruit.

...no, no, I really needed them this time. I can give them up any time.

There's a strange woman watching me in my hotel room. She never blinks.

Living with an office supplies addiction is hard...

@PainterNik Here's a little something I knocked up to warm you up.