Introducing, the honorable, majestic... Wizard Carpenter. ( @NicksCatWizard )

Weird Lunch Alert: @devonEsawa, a bloated @stustone and @theguyfromBoyzIImen

The last known photo taken of @Vernthecat. 1997 - 2011

The alternative to Aaron Sorkin's poignant quote, "Elite is not a bad word, its an inspirational one"

Last night I shaved (my face) for the 1st time in 4 years. I look somewhat like Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man.

In this photo, Chicken tenders were photoshopped in last minute, but I was in fact receiving an HJ from a wizard.

In case you were wondering what @bunnybridget and I wear to wal-mart when we need more Cap'n Crunch.

I came home to this scene today. @vernthecat and @darrylthecobra. I'm speechless.

Me mounting one of my many prize kills from a 1972 game hunt in southern Zimbabwe.

Vern needed a little help with his NEW DICK. As a proud pet owner, I assisted him.

Costco really should review their policy of having a box that says "nickname" on their application.