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If you don't like gay marriage, don't get gay married http://www.8ball.co.uk/newsthump-tshirt-gay-marriage

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We knew he had friends in high places, but is that Rupert Murdoch on the new Pope's left?

Race for the Vatican 2013 - Vote Father Dougal: "How hard can it be, Ted?" http://www.8ball.co.uk/funny-t-shirt-father-dougal-for-pope

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Romance isn't dead - I'm just keeping it in a medically induced coma

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Bible recall notice

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Available at: http://www.8ball.co.uk/not-a-daily-mail-reader-t-shirt

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Hung like a Tesco meat product: get the t-shirt here: http://www.8ball.co.uk/newsthump-t-shirt-hung-like-a-tesco-meat-product

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The Sun's advert as placed in the Argentine press...

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Livewrong - the xmas present for people who like bikes and stuff: http://bit.ly/12iYJEw http://twitpic.com/bl29e2

Livewrong - the brand Lance Armstrong SHOULD have launched: http://bit.ly/12iYJEw

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Everyone looks better in Shades (except Bono) http://bit.ly/YRktJB

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