Comedian.. I do a show daily for an audience of 1, me. Seldom other people laugh, that only fuels my bad joke machine. I wish I was a genius.
@Lord_Atom @ruethless77 word? I'm flattered. Ill try not to let it get to my head. Ps I'm starting a T-Shirt company
Is there is an instrumental version of this song? The last 20 seconds could be it's own track on repeat #grizzlybear
@BethStern @HowardStern #SternShow
RT“@walkities: @nerdycoolguy pics or it didn't happen” don't judge me
@CoachJMC dummies are Alberta's gears and screech is their lube
#neverforget.......... to #fap
#Scarlettjohansson from another angle #psthatsnotmyfaceladies
Excited to hear this big balls dude on #SternShow @Siriusjay @jdharm
This dudes the drummer in his own guitar solo? WTF?! #sevendeadlysins
have the @robertAbooey special that @GovernaleSal produced playing "hello, is Bob there?"
@Siriusjay this is all I saw when I looked at your picture. Shave your undercarriage. #SternShow
@reekleiner sounds good. I'll probably look like this by then
Finally! The eagle has landed. @reekleiner @CoachJMC #AlphaBrain
“@wikileaks: Prepare for an important announcement.” Cannonball!
I'm hip... But not this hip. #hipsterbarista ***I didn't caption these, wish I had tho***
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