"Gentleman, we're not not in Kansas anymore!" #ImInKansas

"Kids...Honey...from now on, we shit TOGETHER. As a FAMILY!"

Wow! Chicago O'Hare Brookstone sells vibrators! For reals! #SoloMileHighClub #ChicagoOhGodOhGodHare

GAHHHHH!!!! Avengers was delightful kick-assery with whipped fun on top!!! Well done Joss et al!

Donny Dirk's Zombie Den in MPLS has "Vermicious Knids" on the wall menu (& @DougBenson in the corner)

Thank you to @hodgman for my @VarsityTheater Time Capsule: cheese plate, veggie tray, sock, food voucher & a rose

Thank you @Laurie_Holden @glenmazzara @RobertKirkman for a wonderful finale!! Note my awkward prom pic arm:

I'm finally doing it! Always seen this place off the 5 Fwy, pulled in on a whim:

Thx @bioware! This collector's ed. of #MassEffect3 is in my grubby paws! Incidentally, I am also rated M for "Mature".

Wheeeeeeeeee!!!! #GDC

@wilw per your request #MrWienerpants

Behind the Paramount in Austin. Show in 30 min! Tweet us w/ hashtag #NerdistAustin

Me & @harto thumbsupping on @WhatsTrending:

Hey @wilw & @paulandstorm I found your poster @Aladdin_Theater.

Awesome!!! Encountered a zombie pub crawl on the way to the @Aladdin_Theater show. #gah #grrr #moan

BATTLE PAC-MAN!!! @jonahray @MattMira @RonFunches @GroundKontrol #PDX

Playing Doctor Who pinball @GroundKontrol. Only goes up to Sylvester McCoy but still rad! Also wearing Dalek tshirt.

Enjoying Ken's Artisan Bakery goods w/ the lads. (One of my favorite eateries in the country) #PDX

Awwwww...@GramercyTheatre made us a cake for our shows tonight!!! #deliciousshow

At Walking Dead after party. My date doesn't look well...she's frisky though!! Couldn't keep her mouth off my face.