My boss brought me a hippo back from Africa because the hippo is the most dangerous animal. #awkwardcommentary

I think I'm in line for Wrath of Khan. I've been grossly misled.

Chocolate chip popcorn cookie. This is a thing...

Father and son day here for the Teslas

Our Dir of Logistics just brought me a 5lb bag of M&Ms. For no reason...

Why yes, that is my copy of @TheBloggess book sandwiched between a biography of Jefferson and Orson Welles. So what?

Oh god, can't they see how sad he is?

He only knows the vet as the place where treats rain down like manna...

My dog sleeps like he desperately in love with my living room rug...

Target is looking to hire Gallifreyans... #drwho

Lunch at work today...

I'm sure this was intended to be a "fun decorating idea" but it's just really depressing...

This should come with a specialty Crayola pack of 5 black and 1 yellow crayons...

I literally cannot get far enough away from this wall for a good photo... But notice the hobbit posters ;)

Finally broke down and plugged my space heater in on my dresser. It's like being watched over by a Cylon.