My mum says I am a late bloomer.
Well if I ever need to know my cleaner's ring size, this should help
Someone broke into my house and left flowers in my bedroom!
Fuck my french relatives are weird. Mum's cousin's facie profile pic wat
I would rather drop out of uni altogether than read one more paragraph of this awful shit.
Best present ever!!!
The Friendship Tour bus! Where lifelong bonds are formed...
"Sparkles Gym" just doesn't sound like a place where you would get very buff
Nice carrots, Coles
Yahoo answers lulz
Pretty unfortunate placement on ninemsn...
How povo is Curtin Uni? (the answer is very.)
This is a standard drink, right?
Our skittles vodka is infusing nicely
Just finding the "me" in menopause
Possibly the best thing I have ever cooked.
This joke never gets old for me.
Me and my maybe hopefully new friend Moe (rebranded)
Are you really sure what's going on down there?
Enjoying some cocktails with @miatch19 & @ermelbow
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