hotel menu: spa, cards, pool cabanas and ...tattoo. #TwitPict

Monkey Butts help when I'm transcribing my work. [@briangrosz gets me the best presents!]

What's the opposite of deflowered? [My baby at the unmarriage ceremony.]

We're "unmarried" for marriage equality!

I love him.

First meal of the new year.

Brian doesn't think I have a new career as a foot model. Guess I must got back to law.