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If I'd known this was on the packet I would never have bought it:

The BBC’s definitive guide to Baroness Thatcher’s funeral procession:

Seeing Amanda Holden on 'Britain's Got Talent' has reminded me of this scene from 'Brazil':

Get fucked, Guinness:

Entirely convincing serial e-mail philanthropist Wangchuk Dema has returned:

The lady in red, is muddled with raspberries:

Satire:

Here's a picture of our beloved prime minister saying "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn":

And the ISO symbol for "viewpoint or panorama" is dangerously close to the symbol for "gloryhole":

Also, the official ISO symbol for "gynaecologist" is a bit graphic:

The official ISO symbol for 'bath' is loaded with pathos:

The photograph of George Osborne currently featured on the BBC News website is quite easy to vandalise:

Um, er:

If you don’t believe me, here’s a picture:

Middle class, bottled:

Quick, turn to Sky Comedy HD:

Hur hur hur:

Pixar to make the Rebekah Brooks story into animated film: