It took me a minute to get this. How about you?

Thanks, @liberator. To the rest, sorry about the glare.

Tea w/ a hint of messy desk.

Black nails in honor of the Halloween month.

Ladies and gentlemen: The Love Pillow

Now to figure out where to put everything.

Can you guess what the other services are?

Just got a new toy to review from California Exotics.

@pervy_thoughts 2 wheat, reduced fat biscuits w/ sausage-flavored gravy.

But I has candied apples! Yes, plural. I have two other in addition to this one.

I opted to not bring the umbrella. The joke's on me.

I came home a drowned rat.

Well, it certainly looks like butter. Thankfully it doesn't smell like it.

Little boy butter container. (4oz)

Anal kit contents.

Front of anal kit container.

I now own this Fender because my nephew didn't have the patience to learn to play. I'm not sure what to do with it.

I just realized I have a lot of tea that I've been ignoring in favor of coffee. *facepalm*

To buzz or not to buzz: That is the question I've been asking myself.

Being goofy. I cut off the bottom part of my face!