More.

And on.

More horror. heh

More GlamourShots. Different age.

Y'all remember GlamourShots? Ugh. Guess the age.

Abso-fucking-lutely.

I haz a mohawk.

Let's go even longer.. and older... and more awkward.

Note the screw to the battery compartment. You have to use a coin to unscrew it!

Side view.

With removable cap.

It looks like a space ship!

Pain in the ass packaging.

Is it just me or do I look really butch in this pic? (this is a *very* old pic, btw)

Is this more what you had in mind, @KynkyKytty?

Like this old pic, @KynkyKytty?

The key to our new car is annoyingly tiny. (That's my little, fat pinkie for comparison.)

Hi, my name's Cleavage! How can I help you today?

Weed! the card game

Just add water!