I don't like nachos.
Just put the cookies on the pizza and wrap it around your penis
Found out what I was sick with..
I GOT A MEAT CLUB FOR EATIN'
Best t-shirt ever? I vote yes.
Seriously, what the fuck. They're not even LOOKING at each other
They even make inedible things edible. Asian magic!
This is why I go to Asian markets. They're ahead of the game
Today was BBQ day. A food network chef came, then his TV show came on while we ate his fancy foods. It was like eat-o-vision
The most epic picture I have ever taken of a baby duck.
I thank Sofia Coppola for making the gayest alcohol in the world.
5 lb avocado. Guacamole for a week.
I gave him a clock so he knows when bedtime is
Footlong moth gives me sad-eyes.
Fred eyes my guava juice...
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