myke reece jones


Singer, writer, linguist, vegetable policeman. Not unlike like Yul Brynner. Pushing the boundaries of alcoholism.

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Queensbury tough nuts

Becky proof hummus takes time. And more salt.

I'm milking myself in the toilet

I won her a giant chocolate egg in a raffle at The Royal last night. Awesome.

Horse outside my fucking kitchen window. Motherfucker.

Huge windscreen crack

fuck the tile

good old cloonbrowns as a nipper

I found you're minimozza whiskey glass in the bathroom drawers

our cellar


do you think this caricature of my brother looks like you? He looks like you in real life a bit

thank you for creating this

Richard III was fruity #JAZZHANDS

I can provide both in abundance


zero gravity canine


I miss you

Whyte & Mackay still print a valuable little known guide to the art of polygamy right on the back of the bottle