Singer, writer, linguist, vegetable policeman. Not unlike like Yul Brynner. Pushing the boundaries of alcoholism.
Queensbury tough nuts
Becky proof hummus takes time. And more salt.
@Miniminimozza I'm milking myself in the toilet
I won her a giant chocolate egg in a raffle at The Royal last night. Awesome.
Horse outside my fucking kitchen window. Motherfucker.
Huge windscreen crack
@ScottRawnsley fuck the tile
@ScottRawnsley good old cloonbrowns as a nipper
@Miniminimozza I found you're minimozza whiskey glass in the bathroom drawers
@Miniminimozza our cellar
@Miniminimozza TOTES EXHILS MINI JILZ
@adamlevine do you think this caricature of my brother looks like you? He looks like you in real life a bit
@BurgerKing thank you for creating this
@Miniminimozza Richard III was fruity #JAZZHANDS
I can provide both in abundance
@ScottRawnsley zero gravity canine
@LukeyLufc @ScottRawnsley dolphinrabbit
@ThomasLamb147 I miss you
Whyte & Mackay still print a valuable little known guide to the art of polygamy right on the back of the bottle
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